Recycling

Me: I don't think you can recycle yogurt pots.

H: Yes you can Daddy. You can make a pig's nose.

We seek him here, we seek him there.

I may not have much time left, so whilst I am still able, let me recount yesterday's incident at the shops. I asked an elderly lady which ingredients I would need to make pancakes, at which point she burst into floods of tears. Having read the local paper this morning, I fear I might be the much sought after 'Beast of Waitrose'.