Sunday, December 19, 2010

The Death of the Househusband

The proposed UK Internet porn ban, or "Death of the Househusband" bill, looks set to triple unemployment numbers as former stay-at-home fathers sign on and look for work.

Another measure to protect our children sees the Government banning snow and root vegetables because of some people's inability to keep their snowmen 'clean'.

A Government spokesperson today announced plans to rid the UK of 'cock and balls' graffiti by banning art, in all forms.

And this just in, a move to outlaw Alphabetti Spaghetti, to protect children from swear words, has met with universal approval in the House of Commons.

Well, I for one am thrilled that so much is being done by our leaders to shield our youngsters from filth. Bravo!

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